thehealthywarrior: bloodybrilliannt: astrozombina: oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?” Also includes other hits such as “why the fuck are you getting married by 25” and “how many times are you going to break up and get back together before the wedding” bonus track: stop fucking posting pictures of your...
svveetlemonade: mfandcjforever: svveetlemonade: i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation i agree bethany who the fuck is bethany
odolnost: if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
mullingayr: I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
Sometimes I do my makeup right and it leaves me feeling all warm and fuzzy inside.
best-of-funny: ponshi: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
friedpanko: pomo-de-la-puerta: the-yolocaust: incest outcest Shake it all aboutcest do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself aroundcest
inbox: “smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining
the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going like if i start a show i’m in it until the end in sickness and in health till death or discontinuation do us part man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from BUT Glee oh yeah fuck glee